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In the diplomatic pouches of all the foreign embassies and consulates, encrypted reports and analyses sped towards their respective capitals. The longest of these, understandably, went out from the American Embassy. The President of the United States of America was prevented from finishing the last lap of his morning jog by a special messenger who informed him that his entire Cabinet had requested an immediate meeting on a matter of national emergency.

In fact, they were already waiting for him at the Oval Office. The Attorney General came to the point straightaway. She was looking haggard after spending hours in consultation with legal experts, including the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and five of his eight colleagues. They were near unanimous in their opinion.

Unless of course, it could be proved that the said Aryabhatta was not the originator of zero. The President said, "Then let me put it differently. Can the Indians prove their claim?

President, the fact was documented primarily by Western mathematicians and historians, and no one has made any contrary claim since then. The Indians are simply trying to make commercial capital out of it.

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How do we get out of this mess? You may not like this, Mr. President, but I think we'll have to settle for a little compromise. The easiest course for us, of course, is to ignore the whole zero business.

After all, the zero is not a commodity which the Indians can pack and ship to us and slap a fat bill for. Forget the whole thing and let the bastards go to hell. I wouldn't like them to think of America as a cheat and a bully. We have many dependants but few friends, Sir, Why should we invite hostility If we can avoid it?

Let's be a tad generous about items likes seeds, fertilisers, pesticides and such. May be we can throw in a few obsolete pharmaceutical products as well.

I could add to the list but I'm sure you get the drift, Sir. Mike, will you please organise it - but keep it low-key, okay? Various legal authorities, both at home and abroad, had confirmed that India's claim to the intellectual property right on the Aryabhatta Zero was legally tenable. But the first flush of victory was somewhat dampened by the realisation that the property right clause was not going to be easy to enforce even with legal sanction.

Once it was agreed that keeping track of the zeros used by American computers would be totally impossible, a solution was devised by a high-powered task force of financial experts, which most members of the JPC felt was worth a try.

Simply stated, the proposal was this: America will place at the disposal of India a sum of two billion dollars every year to be used by India exclusively to defray the additional import cost burden caused by TRIPS on sundry items like seeds, pesticides, pharmaceuticals etc. Items excluded will comprise soft drinks, chewing gum, cigarettes, denim etc. The Indian proposal was duly made through proper diplomatic and legal channels and was predictably rejected by America as arbitrary, frivolous and violative of the spirit of the new global trade treaty.

After an unending spate of arguments and counterarguments, injunctions, stays and appeals which only swelled the bank accounts of lawyers in both countries but achieved little else, the Indian policy makers felt the urgent need for a face-saving formula to end the impasse. The formula, of course, was kept a secret from the public and a "working visit" was arranged for the Finance and Commerce Ministers of India to meet their American counterparts.

The two teams met on neutral ground at Barbados, where neither the local population nor the media paid them the slightest attention, since their arrival coincided with the last and deciding cricket match between the West Indies and South Africa in a three Test series. This helped a great deal in keeping the meeting low-key, as fervently desired by both sides. India demanded a one-time payment of five billion dollars in exchange for revoking all future claims by way of property rights on the Aryabhatta's Zero.

This was grudgingly accepted by the Americans. Further, the demand of the Indian side for price status quo on specific items as listed in the annexure was also accepted by the Americans.

The only condition that the Americans insisted on was that, in keeping with the earlier-issued guidelines of the World Bank and the IMF, Indian farmers should be asked to pay the full cost for electricity and water. It was 3 a. The Commerce Minister summed up the deliberations. As long as these two institutions are largely financed by U.

I don't see why we can't give in on this electricity and water thing. It'll anyway help reduce the budgetary deficit. The Government should not lose the American offer and thereby miss the chance to achieve a greater degree of economic parity with the West. In India, the positive solution of the Aryabhatta imbroglio was hailed as a tremendous moral victory. Most major newspapers and periodicals carried features on Shewprasad Tiwari and the national channel of Doordarshan telecast a fifteen-minute interview with him.

He was described as the champion of the farming community which he understood and the embodiment of the spirit of Indian nationalism which he did not. Various political parties were coaxing him to accept their nomination to contest for the State Assembly. There was even a rumour that he might get a Padmashree. The adulation, however, had not changed the thrifty habits of Shewprasad. All in all, he was happy. Especially since his calculations had shown that he had saved at least Rs.

In the meanwhile, the Finance Minister had acted double-quick on the American requirement. This was done mainly to expedite the one-time payment of five billion dollars.

And, for the first time, Indian farmers were asked to pay the full cost of electricity and water. In his euphoric state, Shewprasad had not paid much attention to these developments - in any case, the charges were bound to be nominal. About a week later, Shewprasad received his first bills for electricity and water at the revised rates. For a moment the figures failed to make sense.

The charges seemed to be rather high, certainly much more than he had expected, but they were still within his means. Something niggled at the back of his mind. Shewprasad took out his account book and jotted down his saving on the cost of seeds on a sheet of paper.

Next, he totalled the extra amounts he had to pay for electricity and water and wrote this figure under the first. He repeated the exercise thrice. Each time the final result was the same. He was looking at: Saving on seeds Therefore, for the sake of National Intagression, we should all sink our legional, lungwage, height, weight, caste and taste differences aside and work for the formation of a Nationil Government at the Centar. Wealth and Sun-Glass promotion.

Leather, Sarees and Bidis. Pickles I was not who I am. I was myself, my own self. That is, until I came to the U. When I came here to join the University, I went to the Registration office. There was an elderly woman with big round eye-glasses, who looked at me through the gap between the frame and her eyebrows.

This is what happened next. I am asking you, is that a T as in Tom, or D as in I just came from Madras. Is that T-I- or D-I-? Dinesh is my name. What is your LAst name? My name is Dinesh. I always had the same name, from birth till now.

My family doesn't have a name. What do they call your family? How do you spell that? What do you need that for? It only means 'the brahmin who makes beedis. Beedi, is like a cigarette, you see, they roll the tobacco in a leaf and tie a thread around it. Like a bunch, you see. If there is even one less or one more, my father could always tell without counting.

He then taught me how to do it. What is common to the names of all the members of your family? My first sister is Suneetha, the second sister is Sumathi When you write your name, and your sister writes her name, what do you two have in common? Even my father can't tell our handwritings apart. What is your father's name? Aha, does every one at your house have this name? It is the name of our house. Strictly speaking, it should be Honnadka. But my father was too lazy to change it.

My father was born in Honnadka, but, see, my grandfather was born in Nettar. That is my father. See, my relatives still call me Mangalore Govinda. Because it is a tradition to name the first son after his grandfather.

All the brothers of my father have done this. Mangalore Govinda is how my relatives call me.

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That is not my NAme. You said her name is Sooneetha. Only our neighbor's daughter has a nick name. She is called 'soote'. She is very active. But then, you can count all those Govindas as my brothers too.

See, they are really kind of my brothers. He is called GovindaNNa. Then Anna is his last name. ANNA means big brother. But that's not his name, you see. Why does he have it in his name? He might as well write Rao, like his father does, or Sharma, like my father's second brother does. That's how he writes it. Your father is G. Nettar, his brother is Nettar something Rao Aha, I got it. It is the house name. Tell me one last time, what is YOUR last name? I don't care if it is your house name, your grandfather's name, your dog's name, whatever.

It is your last name. How do you spell it? Is that T as in Tom or D as in Dennis? Do we have to go through this again? Here, write it down. Story of a stockbroker who claims he has bribed the PM and makes headlines.

The climax is the scene when he claims that he packed millions of bucks in a giant size suitcase and hauled it all by himself, like a Coolie, to the PM's office Based on an enigmatic widow who fights tooth and nail from her husband entering politics, loses him yet remains the linchpin of a country's power structure. Does not encourage but does not discourage psycophants who swarm her like flies on cowdung.

The story of an eccentric politician who becomes the CM of a state and turns it into his personal fiefdom. Caution Parents] Lot of guns and violence. The story of a poor divorcee who becomes famous by fighting a losing battle with a bunch of fanatics and their bootlicking politicians who are prepared to rewrite the country's laws to prevent her from getting alimony from her husband.

The story of another megalomaniac street thug in saffron robes who works his way upto the position of a king-maker, by whipping up mass hysteria and xenophobia. Story of a 2-anna politician who rises through the ranks to become the claimant for the PM's chair. Watch it only if you can shed crocodile tears. Disney decides to remake this box-office instead of dubbing, by using Narsimha Rao's multilingual skills who wants to try his hand in movies due to waning popularity in the lead role narSIMBA.

Story of two eccentric demagogic-loose cannon-firebreathing-Hindu-fanatic-nuns who attract thousands of followers to their cheap talk-song-dance-music-hysterics. The story of a man with a pyramid size ego who stages a comeback after being kicked out into political oblivion by the very same voters who do not have a 'none of the above' choice on the ballot.

And the ASScar goes to This is India's Funniest Video and Audio. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean? Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target You're from India, aren't you? I have read so much about the country.

All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation? In fact we used to have our own elephant in our house. But later, we started elephant-pooling with our neighbors, to save the air. You see elephants have an "emissions" problem No not for transportation exactly but the Indian airforce uses them. Does India have cars? We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes.

Does India have TV? We only have cable. Are all Indians vegetarian? Even tigers are vegetarian in India. How come you speak English so well? You see when the British were ruling India,they employed Indians as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English.

So the British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused their servants' babies with it and since then all babies born are born speaking English. Are you a Hindi? I am spoken everyday in Northern India. Do you speak Hindu? Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt? Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school.

India is very hot, isn't it? It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in IndiA. Are there any business companies in India? All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of self- sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food. That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is is a lot of hard work. Indians cannot beef, huh? Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet.

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So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat. India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly? Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink.

But it is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work when I meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is why things are so inefficient there. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they do that? We don't have shoes. So we burn the botton of our feet to make it hard so that we can walk.

Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work? I prefer it to coming naked. How do you celebrate Thanksgiving day in India? By roasting an American Q What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race? Q Why did the gujju go to Rome? Q Why did the gujju go to London?

A Ramesh's son failed in statistics Q Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams? A He wanted to get "cent-par-cent". Q What did the Gujju have in the morning?

Q What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute? Q Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity? A They named it Rho Beta Rho. A They read Atten 8 annas -bourough in the credits.

A They read Ben behn Kingsley did the acting. How do desis in states have fun? Read technical books Q. What do you call it when a desi tries to imitate an American? What does a desi's intelligence say to his man-hood? You are a fictious character.

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Why do desis go to a bar? To stand in a corner and look at the blondes on the sly. Why is it good to have a desi friend? You can get your assignments done. What is a desi's favorite rhyme? How do you make a desi's eyes light up?

Wave a dollar bill on his face. What is a desi's most exciting part of life? Doing an assignment for a girl. Why do desis drink a can of beer?

Why do desis wear underwears? Because they could have wet dreams. What do desis do for lovemaking? What do you call a desi between two blondes?

What do you call a desi's brain? How does a Professor change a desi's mind? Why do desis like spicy food? Why do desis wear goggles? To look at blondes Q. What do desis mean by fun? What do you call a desi gathering? When does a desi smile?

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After seeing his pay check. When do desis go to the temple? Just before the finals week. Why is Cinemax's cable Friday after dark so successful? Because, all desis watch it. Why does warner cable show X rated movies? Because desi's won't pay otherwise. Why are blue films made? So desis know what sex is all about. Why do desis drown in a swimming pool?

Because they have pot bellies. What does a desi do on a date? Bore the hell out of the girl's mind by talking about his assignments and how he solved the problems. What is a desi's most exciting night? Sitting alone in the lab and reading Alt. How can you punish a desi? Ask him to talk to a girl without offerring to do her assignment. Why don't desis wish other desis? Because, they are scared the other might ask for a quarter.

How do you confuse a desi? Ask him questions about sexuality. What is the desi's chronic speech impediment? What do you call a desi who says he dated a blonde? What do you call a desi girl who isn't beautiful yet stupid? How do you identify a stupid desi? Give him some money and see if he doesn't look gratified.

How does one desi confront the other? Watch all the X-rated movies shown on a friday night and still feel no sexual urges. How does a desi confuse another desi? Speak with an american accent. What are desis famous for floating in the swimming pool? Because of their strikingly prominent tummies. How do you excite a desi? Give him a book about the Theory of Relativity. Why are desis cockeyed? Because, they never look at a blonde straight.

How do you describe a desi? A short zombie who looks intimidated. Who do you call a smart desi? One who can drink two cans of beer and still walk straight. What is a desi's philosophy of life? Eat, sleep and study. Why are desis immune to STDs? Because they never have sex. Why does a desi buy a condom? To add to his collector's items.

How does a desi bragg? Tell fellow desis that a blonde smiled at him. The latter has no choice but to stay a virgin. What do you call a stupid desi? It requires that people "peechhe se chadhen" A newly arrived Indian went to the university library looking for a job, and had a long discussion with the lady in charge.

While leaving he told her, "Well I'll give you a ring tommorrow. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste. You think everyone in the world knows about the O. You can't believe the world wide web exists in India. You can't believe Delhi has had phone services like call waiting and the other fancy stuff you get here for the past three years and you can't believe there have been ATM like MAC machines in Indian cities for more than 7 years.

You find cricket to be boring but watch golf, bowling or curling on TV. You express sarcasm with "Yeah, right. When you see anyone at all pass by you on the road, you greet them with a "Howz it goin", "Whassup" or "How you doin" and keep walking on.

You say "interesting" when either you don't care or think it is weird. You refer to India as a Third World Country. You understood, enjoyed and could relate to every joke in the Humor Page. They used to do all things together, e. Finally, both got engaged to different girls together, and both decided to get married on the same day. After that, both their wives got pregnant on the same day and the doctor gave the same delivery date for both. On the delivery date, Kambli's wife gave birth to a boy, while Sachin's wife gave birth to twins!

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He went to sachin and said: We are having surprise history test. Who said "I came, I saw, I conquered? It was Julius Caesar in 32bc! What is your name? Now who said "We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them in there air, we shall never surrender"?

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