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#tf2#meet the medic#team fortress Miss Pauling Rare Contract Lines Rare sound files that are sometimes used in-game when Miss Pauling gives you a. Miss Pauling is a loyal assistant to the Administrator. . Miss Pauling leads the team (sans Scout and Heavy) to the sunken city of New Zealand. TF2 - Medic/Pauling Team Fortress 2 Medic, Valve Games, Homestuck, Art " Tumblr". The Sniper and The Medic Tf2 Sniper, Team Fortess 2, Tf2 Memes, Valve.

Notes The music that plays when the Scout and Demoman are fleeing from a barrage of rockets is a slowed down version of Faster Than a Speeding Bullet. Throughout the Heavy 's procedure, an X-ray of his body is in the background, showing a bomb lodged inside him.

The extracted bomb can be spotted in a bucket behind the Medic. This is the same bomb on the Meet the Medic title card.

The Heavy's Minigun can be spotted in the background of a few operating room shots, resting on its own stretcher. The Medic's Overdose is next to the bucket containing the extracted bomb. When his heart is destroyed, the line on the monitor goes flat. The next time it is seen, after the Medic retrieves a new heart, it resumes its old display as if the machine detected the heart's presence. One of the Medic's doves is named after Archimedesa Greek mathematician, physicist, engineer, inventor, and astronomer.

A mysterious woman presumably resembling Miss Pauling can be seen through the window at 0: The labels on the hearts at 1: The smallest heart appears to have no label on it. Despite the Medic believing otherwise, human ribs are actually capable of growing back when properly shortened. In the opening, when the Demoman is fleeing from the BLU Soldiers in a wheelchair, he has a bandage over the top part of his head and an eyepatch worn on top of the bandage. Later, when the Demoman is healed by the Medic, he rips off the bandage with the eyepatch on it to reveal another eyepatch underneath the bandage.

Similarly, when he is fleeing from the Soldiers in the first battlefield scene, his Stickybomb Launcher rests on his lap and is his only visible weapon. In the second battlefield scene, the Grenade Launcher replaced the Stickybomb Launcher, but after an explosion sends him flying out of his wheelchair, the weapon that lands in front of him is, mysteriously, the Stickybomb Launcher instead of the Grenade Launcher he was just holding.

In the up-close scene of the Demoman fleeing the Soldiers, the Engineer and Sniper are missing. The Quick-Fix uses sounds from the Medi Gun.

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After the Heavy kills the Soldiers onscreen and continues to fire at unseen enemies, the Medic poses as in the Meet the Medic taunt. Next to him is a Ciggy Stop vending machine, identical to the one in the Intelligence room in Meet the Spy.

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Since the June 17, Patcha dove will sometimes fly out of gibbed Scouts. This foreshadowed the final gag of the video, where Archimedes is left inside the Scout's chest after his operation. It was revealed in the Source Filmmaker introduction video that the hospital battle scene is actually a modified version of Badwater Basin.

The spawn that the Medic walks out of appears to be one of the exits in 5Gorgewhile the rocky hillside seems to be inspired by DeGroot Keep both were released December In some leaked developer files of Source Filmmakersome stills of an old version of Meet The Medic can be found featuring an injured Scout, Soldier, Demoman and Heavy. Concept art from the final scene can be found in the files as well.

Here's what's gonna happen. We're going back to your lab. And we're gonna figure out how to stitch this thing into me. Let's get you on an operating table and- TFC Heavy: No, you're gonna tell my guy how to do it. Medic keeping his eyes on TFC Heavy: I am a Doctor. You will not die on my table. I'll just kill you here. TFC Heavy stumbles and clutches his face, bleeding from a deep gash. It has started to rain.

What the HELL did you just do. He bravely keeps his gaze on the surprised TFC Heavy. Let me show you. To his surprise and horror, TFC Heavy grabs onto the Ubersaw and pulls it out of his stomach while standing up. The rain bounces off his shoulders. You've been a coward since the day I hired you. I did NOT see that comin'.

Now you got my full attention. Medic begins to beg for his life while TFC Heavy keeps a crazed smile on his face. I'm the only one- TFC Heavy: You were just the closest. And now I know where she is.

Hirin' you was the biggest mistake I ever made, Doc. Now it's my turn. And sewing 'em up your- [He is interrupted by a Minigun barrel nudging his face - Heavy stands behind him, revved-up Minigun ready to fire] Heavy: Do not hit Doctor. Ah, the big guy. Heard a lot about you, big man. I ain't gonna lie. I've been lookin' forward to this. Y'got me dead to rights here. You want a good death? I can give this to you. He has a gun I should have known you would not want fair fight.

See, here's the thing Yeah, you caught that, huh? That sound fair to you? You want a fair fight, big man? Now you got one. Locked and loaded, you got everything you need? I got bullets in my gun, if that's what you mean. I don't got everything i need. Not this again, Greg.

The boss going crazy? Trying to live forever? How much time do we really have left? I know you're dealing with a lot of stuff right now, but we got men to kill here. Ross, when has money ever made you happy? What would you give right now to go back and do it all over? Do it right this time. That old safehouse in Newark? We clear those grenade crates out It'd make a hell of an orphanage, wouldn't it? Are we doing this? TFC Scout Let's do this. Both of the men put a smile on their face We are going to have an endless supply of kids to Then their smiles drop Ross, why are you covered in gasoline?

We're gettin' frickin' swarmed here! Did Spy just leave? Yeah, leavin's about all he's good for, trust me. And what the heck happened to Pyro? Oh, there he is. Hey, there's Soldier 'n' Zhanna! What did I tell you? I've done this a million times! The wind on your skin! The looks of terror on your enemy's and teammate's faces! At first I am agreeing with everyone that this is tactically and morally and sanitarily wrong! But now I see! I have never felt so free! You said it, son!

There are no barriers between us and the naked carnage we are committing! I love you, and I love America! Why don't go fight somewhere less I'll catch you up. Admit it, Sax- You're gonna miss this. You made your point! You get what I'm saying here? We could both live for- [Heavy headbutts TFC Heavy, after which he lifts him up and bashes his back against his knee] Heavy: You killed my friend. I do not need to live forever.

Just long enought to sit here You might not wanna sit down just yet, big guy Gettin' this thing workin' I wonder where the others are Yes, I was wondering the same thing. Except about your pants. And when you'll be putting some on. It's nothin' but robots and rubble here, mate.

We're not exactly sneakin' through a pants store. I still don't see why you couldn't have stolen pants of the dead man. Y'do know what people do in their pants when they die, right? It would still be preferable. Sniper Pointing at Spy: Give us your coat. I said give us y- Spy Interrupting Sniper: The clot is from silkworms raised at a suit microfarm in Tuscany, from a secret pattern passed down by monk tailors since the seventeenth century.

I will let you use it as an adult diaper See all these robots? Last one got a couple of lucky swings in though. Does it look bad? It looks good right? Yeah, I'll probably be okay. Man, am I tired by the way.

Give us a moment. There's something I need to tell you. Make it quick though. I am real tired for some reason. I'll be right back. Shining light is directed towards Scout Oh hey, a bright light, that's somethin' I could walk toward I knew you'd come, Tom Jones. Do you know my hit song, Sex Bomb? I'm an alive human on earth ain't I? Check this crap out. It's a Sex Bomb tattoo. Scout, 27 years ago I dropped a "Sex Bomb" on your mother. I was young then, and I ran from the explosion. But now the fallout of that Sex Bomb has caught up with me.

This is where the analogy starts to break down, so if it's alright with you I'll retire the Sex Bomb metaphor now. He sits down next to Scout You're stronger than you'll ever know, Jeremy. I'm proud of you. I've always been proud of you. Scout Just about to pass out: You're in Heaven, dummy! Thank god you're dead! Now we can finally hang out! Holy crap, you guys got a foosball table up here? Oh, dearest child [God shows 3 foosball tables, and a vending machine to Scout] Scout: Holy crap, Heaven is the best!

Scout Talking to himself: This is the most important flex you'll ever do probably. The ladies back on earth. They've all lain with you, right? Why, were they supposed to? You were my GIFT to them! Geez, that's what I've been saying God: Of all the ungrateful Ooo, that does it. I am gonna send a Oh, why even be clever? I'm just going to blow up the earth. They're good people at heart. Just a buncha dum-dums tryin' their best.

I'll send you back. But I swear, this is their last chance to all have sex with you. Well, you'd better get going. I wish you were my son. But I already got a dad. And his name is Tom Jones God: But your father isn't- God corrects himself Oh, right.

Tom Jones is your father.

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Man, I just dropped a Sex Bomb on that steam room! Say, who's up for some foosball? How about you, young fella? You look like- Tom Jones then gets necksnapped by an angel Scout: What was that crackin' noise? We're making popcorn you need to go [God farewells Scout as he leaves Heaven] God: See you in December 4th, ! Should we bury 'im? If you're hiding a Shovel, rinse it off and give it to me. I could use a weapon.

There's another wave coming! Lube me up, sweetie! I am going out in a blaze of honey! We cannot fight unlubricated! Then we would just be naked. What else we got? Here are drums of gasoline! Zhanna, you are a genius! Now you can light me on fire! I will light us both on fire! Oh, you are gonna love it! Our eyes will be the first to boil away! The ears will be the next thing to go. Then they begin to thing about it twice On second thought do not light us on fire.

We killed so many robots Miss Pauling is buried under a pile of them. I am concerned for her! But also proud of us!

miss pauling in meet the medic team

Yes, she made a worthy sacrifice. She will be missed. She is clearly still alive. Phone phone phone phone Come on, come on. Where have you been? Well now, I can't say where I am. But I am with her. An' I hate to put a rush on it But I'm gonna need that Australium y'all were lookin' for. Engie, it's gone, it's Well, it's sort of in space. I'm so sorry Engineer: I'll give her the bad news. Well, she can't come to the phone right now.

I'll have her call ya back. Engineer ends the call Miss Pauling: Who is on phone? Zhanna, can I tell you a secret? Yes, this is fine. She's planning something big She's been planning it her whole life. For a lot of lifetimes, actually.

And I think I screwed it all up. You have broken something. So you will fix it. And we will help. For what I said at back there in the submarine. You are a part of the team. You are weak woman, but you have strong skull.

Miss Pauling, I also want to tell you you a secret. Stay away from my man. I see you watching him. Any woman would want this. What are you gals gabbing about? I am telling Miss Pauling I will kill her if she looks at you again.

For shame, Miss Pauling! You are my boss! You have been undressing me with your eyes since we escaped! My eyes would have to dress you first! Because you have been literally naked the entire time we've been on this island! I have fought naked my whole life. But I have never felt naked until this moment. For shame, Miss Pauling. For shame Miss Pauling: You idiots Why can't you be Spy, naked Sniper, and Scout arrive I've been looking through your file.

You've been a real monster up there. Honestly, you probably would have ended up here anyway. I feel silly that we even bothered with a contract. I'd say you got the better of us on this one. Still, a deal's a deal, and here you are. I'm sure you'll find the paperwork in order. Now this is interesting. Here in article nine section seven it says the contract is only binding if you own a majority stake in my soul You sold it to us.

Originally, yes, this was the case. But you see, I've since surgically added eight more. Let's put it to a vote: Who thinks I should go to hell? So that's one vote for hell and eight for Heaven.

If you could call me a car There is another option. If you were to send me back to earth, say, for another fifty years You're a clever man.

You tempted me once, after all. I'm sure you'll figure out a way to trick me out of my other eight souls. Medic looks at a pen on the Devil's desk In fact: I said that's a lovely looking pen. Would you give me a soul for this- Medic: See, you're well on your way! I don't like my chances. At any rate, I should really get going.

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I'll give ya this For a buncha losers, you guys sure are hard to kill. You are a coward. Could I trouble you for a moment? But I shot- How- Is that a pen?

At one point, yes. Now it's a detonator. More of an inductor, really. I'm terrible at naming things. Either way, it induces labor. I think I gave you Three healthy baboon fetuses. The important thing is when I press this button, they will instantly grow into fully developed baby baboons in your abdomen. On the small end, they're usually about 30 pounds at birth. Although a healthy male can reach up to 80 pounds! And that's without the fertility hormones I've been putting to your rations!

A-Are you kidding me? Of course I'm kidding you. Is good to have you back, doctor. It is good to be back, my friend. Only you could come up with bluff that insane, doctor. Oh, it was nothing. Any field Medic worth his bone saw is skilled at the art of improvisation.

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Medic looks into his supply pack Where is Medic has taken a device out of his pack Heavy: The actual baboon pregnancy inductor. I simply couldn't get to my medical kit in time. The human body can gestate one, maybe two baboons at most. Medic activates the device with a click Anyway.

And that's the last of the robots, lads! Look, there's Heavy and Medic! Miss Pauling grabs the remains of the life-extender machine Not this too!

We spent six months huntin' down her best. Team Vanguard, for God's sake. We got 'em all. All she had left was you rejects. You wanna know how we beat you? Maybe it was just luck. Maybe it was something else. It's because we don't have souls. But— Nothing, carry on. I don't know what to tell you. We're Team Fortress and you're dead. I managed to get the whole speech out before he died this time. You're getting very good at saying horrible things to dying men, Miss Pauling.

The New Zealand cache is gone.

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How much do we have left? We'll simply have to find more. There is no more. We just have to find it. I don't think you're hearin me, ma'am. Administrator scratches the glass Would you escort me to my private quarters, please? I know this ain't easy. But with the mark 5, this much could still getcha five, six months of life.

It's not just for me. That "old debt" you been settlin'. You think maybe it's time you told me about that? My family's been working for you for You never told me. An' I never asked. I am sorry that whatever you were tryin' to accomplish here, you didn't get to. But ma'am, it is over. I've tried to keep this going as long as I could. I even thought I was done once.

I still crave it The Administrator looks at the vial of Australium As much as I did when I was a little girl. And if I'm going to call an end to all of it Engineer looks at the Administrator and drops his cup out of shock, spilling its contents Well. Why not look my best? You used all of it? More than enough time. Once and for all.